Saturday, May 3, 2014

How to Take a Bath - Meghan Style

1. Lay on the bed and look at the fan.
2. Suck on your hands.
3. Mom will take your clothes off.
4. Lay and enjoy being mostly naked!
5. Show off your ab muscles.
6. Lay on a towel next to the tub to have your diaper removed.
7. Scream as mom puts you into the water.
8. Remember that you actually like being in the bath.
9. Mom will wash your hair. Look very serious.
10a. Mom will wash one side of your body.
10b. Mom will wash the other side of your body.
11. Do a little bit of dancing and splashing in the water.
12. Talk to that other baby who is always around during bath time.
13. Get wrapped sung and tight in your towel. 
14. Return to the bed - clean and dry - to talk to the fan.

No comments:

Post a Comment